1) When I posted Lady Gaga’s “Judas” music video on Facebook,… what did you guys expect? Gaga to read from the Bible? Clearly, given her reputation, you guys should know that it’s probably something controversial… something you guys probably would be offended by - given that you guys are offended by half the things that come out of my mouth and most of the contents I post. So why would you even click on the link? And I’m sorry that the video was so repulsive to you that you started “shaking.” (Don’t you think that’s a little too dramatic?)

2) SEX.

3) ^ Why is it so taboo with you guys? There’s a huge difference between really trying to be holy and being pretentious. When there’s suggestions to go the beach, the pool, or suggestions of sleeping over, I hear responses like “Oh my god… that’s so unholy!!! How dare you even bring that up???” Do you guys even hear the words that are coming out of your mouths? Seeing the opposite gender in their bathing suit doesn’t automatically mean that we’ll all want to have sex with each other. Do you think you’re some Angelina Jolie?

3.5) Also, a couple weeks ago, we were all gathered around the TV and I wanted to watch a talk show. The subject of the show that night happened to be on sex. Before the show host got through her introduction monologue, someone immediately changed the station and I was bombarded with disapproving glares because of the mature content of the show. That station was changed to a show about people beating each other up and setting trucks on fire. For some reason, in everyone’s eyes, violence is much more appropriate than sex. Violent video games are also okay. As long as its not about sex.  

HI Y’ALL! WASSSUPP, let’s pick and choose what sins we like and sins we don’t like from the Bible & be pretentious/judgmental around each other! YEEEEAAHHHHH!

4) My 6-year old brother to my sister, “Tahhh dahh! Look, I’m a carrot!!!”

5) Why am I always the receiver of butt-dials and drunk texts/calls?